• Wretch - WARRIORS

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    There's an unwritten rule that I rarely follow here in Cleveland. That rule is that if a band is from Cleveland, I'm supposed to write all glowing things or else be called a hater by the local community. It's sad that it's like that, but the truth is what it is. For years I've lived with that stigma, to the point

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  • Machine Head - BLOODSTONE & DIAMONDS

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    What happened to Machine Head really is a crime. Unfortunately for them, it's a crime they perpetrated upon themselves. With a mistake so many made in their youth, this band singlehandedly torpedoed themselves from ascending to the heights in metal held by only the select few like Metallica and Megadeth before them. After THE MORE THINGS CHANGE came

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  • Nashville Outlaws - TRIBUTE TO MOTLEY CRUE

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    With the music industry pretty much dead anymore, nothing really comes off as shocking. After all, you have very desperate companies trying to hang on and make money from an industry that has about as much relevance today as the typewriter ribbon makers of the world still do. The current trend for the last half decade

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  • Texas Hippie Coalition - RIDE ON

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    I tell this story often, but it's one of my favorites of the past year. I had the chance to interview the Texas Hippie Coalition earlier this year at Rock On The Range in Columbus, Ohio. I was in a small tent with a bunch of photographers. The tent was fairly quiet really, as the much bigger adjacent

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  • Sammy Hagar - LITE ROAST

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    I get it. You are Sammy Hagar. You've seen huge success in virtually every world you've entered. In music, he was the main focus of Montrose. He parlayed that into a very successful solo career. That wasn't enough, so he joined the world's largest band at the time (Van Halen), and took them to commercial heights that even they

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  • Cavalera Conspiracy - PANDEMONIUM

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    There's always good news and bad news whenever Max Cavalera gets busy with new music. The good is that you get a whole lot of new music, seemingly all in a very short time. The bad news is it's generally spotty at best, because he simply writes and releases too much music at the same time. His band Soulfly released

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  • Slipknot - .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    With a ton of speculation and even more wonderment on this band's ability to continue on without founding members Paul Gray and Joey Jordison, Slipknot has returned after far too long of a layoff with .5 THE GRAY MATTER. I've listened to this release multiple times a day for the last week or so that I've had it,

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Every couple of years, a new Bon Jovi album comes across my desk. This reminds me every couple of years that there was a time when Bon Jovi was actually a solid rock band. For all the metalheads that want to instantly dismiss this band, those of us that grew up in the early 80s remember very distinctly that in the world of popular rock and metal that for the first time dominated the radio, it was Bon Jovi and Motley Crue that were the first of the massively popular. To be honest, Bon Jovi's popularity dwarfed that of the Crue. It was so big, in fact, that you saw bands like Def Leppard change their style and mimic it to find superstardom for themselves. Now though, and really for the last 20 years, Bon Jovi has been a sellout joke that has led with an overplayed radio single that program directors at middle of the road stations eat up, and then they disappear until halftime at some corporate NFL event here and there. They have become more of a brand than a creative entity, and most of their albums since KEEP THE FAITH have been universally below average.

WHAT ABOUT NOW is below average. It leads with the typical Bon Jovi schlock single "Because We Can", and screams downhill from there like Harry Chapin's mystical truck carrying 30,000 pounds of bananas. It's really immediate that there's just not a lot of substance or creative juice flowing with this band anymore. Songs like "I'm With You" are a great example of this. This slow, plodding and ultimately depressing sounding song just drones on and on for what feels like an eternity (even though in reality it's only 3:44 long). Listening through the album, there's just zero chemistry between the bands and these songs. I have no way of knowing it to be true, but my gut tells me that WHAT ABOUT NOW is a collection of songs that vocalist Jon Bon Jovi wrote and brought in completed. From there, he told the band what to play and how to play it. If that's not the case, then they have literally forgotten how to write cool hooks in songs or how to bring that fun energy that made Bon Jovi a really good band. Songs like "What About Now" sound like something that was written to sound like Bon Jovi, but is as lifeless as JBJ's daughter must have seemed when discovered after her heroin overdose.

To be blunt, WHAT ABOUT NOW follows the deterioration of the band for the last several albums. Their albums sound more and more like later day Springsteen albums, only not quite as good and lacking the "real" quality that makes Springsteen "The Boss". On so many of these songs, there's so little to distinguish this away from any other band that you just get bored listening to it. Songs like "Pictures Of You" start to have a moment when guitarist Richie Sambora lays in some nice gritty solo work, but it's cut off prematurely to go back to a dull sing song chorus that sounds ripped from the song "In These Arms" from 20 years ago. Other songs, like "Amen" are just repetitive, useless and lack anything at all that will make them memorable.

PITRIFF RATING - 25/100 - This is pretty poor. They get points because they are obviously Bon Jovi, which means that the production is nearly flawless. That said though, that really leaves the songs exposed as the utter garbage that they ultimately are. Richie Sambora was recently fired from the band, which is why I pullted this album back out and gave it a listen. While that might be a financial headache for Sambora, it's probably a creative relief. WHAT ABOUT NOW is definitely the dullest low point in two decades of "rounded corner" music.

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