• Wretch - WARRIORS

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    There's an unwritten rule that I rarely follow here in Cleveland. That rule is that if a band is from Cleveland, I'm supposed to write all glowing things or else be called a hater by the local community. It's sad that it's like that, but the truth is what it is. For years I've lived with that stigma, to the point

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  • Machine Head - BLOODSTONE & DIAMONDS

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    What happened to Machine Head really is a crime. Unfortunately for them, it's a crime they perpetrated upon themselves. With a mistake so many made in their youth, this band singlehandedly torpedoed themselves from ascending to the heights in metal held by only the select few like Metallica and Megadeth before them. After THE MORE THINGS CHANGE came

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  • Nashville Outlaws - TRIBUTE TO MOTLEY CRUE

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    With the music industry pretty much dead anymore, nothing really comes off as shocking. After all, you have very desperate companies trying to hang on and make money from an industry that has about as much relevance today as the typewriter ribbon makers of the world still do. The current trend for the last half decade

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  • Texas Hippie Coalition - RIDE ON

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    I tell this story often, but it's one of my favorites of the past year. I had the chance to interview the Texas Hippie Coalition earlier this year at Rock On The Range in Columbus, Ohio. I was in a small tent with a bunch of photographers. The tent was fairly quiet really, as the much bigger adjacent

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  • Sammy Hagar - LITE ROAST

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    I get it. You are Sammy Hagar. You've seen huge success in virtually every world you've entered. In music, he was the main focus of Montrose. He parlayed that into a very successful solo career. That wasn't enough, so he joined the world's largest band at the time (Van Halen), and took them to commercial heights that even they

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  • Cavalera Conspiracy - PANDEMONIUM

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    There's always good news and bad news whenever Max Cavalera gets busy with new music. The good is that you get a whole lot of new music, seemingly all in a very short time. The bad news is it's generally spotty at best, because he simply writes and releases too much music at the same time. His band Soulfly released

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  • Slipknot - .5 THE GRAY MATTER

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    With a ton of speculation and even more wonderment on this band's ability to continue on without founding members Paul Gray and Joey Jordison, Slipknot has returned after far too long of a layoff with .5 THE GRAY MATTER. I've listened to this release multiple times a day for the last week or so that I've had it,

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Fozzy - DO YOU WANNA START A WAR

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All the stars are aligned for me to be an absolute worshipper of Fozzy. And yet, I'm just not. It's not that I don't want to be. I'm a huge fan of the WWE, which is where Chris Jericho calls home professionally at least part of the time. To that fact, I'm a fan of Chris Jericho in wrestling, as his in ring mic skills and his wrestling ability are far better than 9 of every 10 people in the sports entertainment world. Fozzy guitarist Rich Ward is one of my favorite guitarists of all time. I was always a gigantic supporter of his band Stuck Mojo, and his solo release (The Duke - MY KUNG FU IS GOOD) never goes more than a month without me rockin' out to it. Drummer Frank Fontsere also comes from Stuck Mojo, and I truly enjoyed hanging with him and Rich on many occasions outside in their camper at Ron's Crossroads in Akron before they played gigs there. And yet, for whatever reason, Fozzy releases disc after disc that just don't do it for me.

DO YOU WANNA START A WAR is yet more proof of that. As much as I truly want to like it and be moved by it's music, the truth is that it's a fairly boring, plodding release that continually finds my mind wandering elsewhere only a few tracks in. That's not to say that it's bad, per se. It's just dull. Songs like "One Crazed Anarchist" have compelling features (specifically the crunchy rhythms from Ward), but the leadup to the chorus with Jericho just loses the momentum. It's very radio sterile in parts, and that's a problem. Certainly Ward's death metal-like barking he's used for years to counter whatever singer he's been in a band with is solid, but the music here isn't strong enough to support it.

Again, I'm not saying there's anything at all "bad". Certainly, this is not on the level of Lynch Mob's SMOKE THIS or anything recorded by Bret Michaels, but there's just very few moments where Fozzy keeps the interest throughout a full song. There's a couple of good ones though. "Brides Of Fire" is a pretty solid effort where it all seems to click for the band. Surprisingly good is the band's cover of Abba's "SOS", which given the environment of modern rock radio and it's propensity to latch onto unlikely covers (Seether's "Careless Whisper" and Five Finger Death Punch's "Bad Company" come to mind), could easily find some success in that medium. The rest of the songs are OK, but just seem to fall flat without having whatever that special sound is that takes it above the fray. "Tonight" is a prime example. This poppy number, which features Steel Panther's Michael Starr, is very played out sounding and dull.

PITRIFF - 60/100 - I wish there was more to say about this, but it's just a flat release from a band that's prone to doing that. Is it terrible? No, not at all. But if you aren't already a fan of Fozzy, this won't turn you. If you are a fan, this is certainly a step backwards from SIN AND BONES or CHASING THE GRAIL. I know Chris Jericho believes he can be a two time superstar, but it's just not going to happen with DO YOU WANNA START A WAR. As a metalhead, this is little more than background music.

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